The New Hooker Joke

The new hooker had just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.

She said, "Well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine."

"So, what did he want to do?" they all asked.

"I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So, I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally, I said, 'Well, how much do you have?' The marine said that he only had $25. So, I said, 'Well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand.

"He agreed and after getting the finances straight, he pulled it out, and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first, and then the first hand above the second hand"

"Oh my God" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge. Then what did you do?"

"I loaned him the $75!"